A man was telling his buddy :
"You won't believe what happened last night."
My daughter walked into the
living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college
tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV
and my laptop.
Please take any of my jewelry to
the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my house key
away, and throw me out.
Then disown me and never talk to
me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to
any charity you choose."
"Holy Smokes," replied
the friend, " - she actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it
quite like that. She actually said :
"Dad, meet my new
boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s
Presidential Campaign."
H/T: Ace
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