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Good Morning!!!
The Saturday Night Joke
H/T: Ace of Spades!
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?
The answer can
be found by posing the following question:
You're walking
down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a
terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams "Allah ho akhbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are
carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY
AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's
not enough information to answer the question!
What is a
Kimber 1911.45 ACP?
Does the man
look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a
terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever
done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run
away?
What does my
wife think?
What about the
kids?
Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the
law say about this situation?
Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
society and to my children?
Is it possible
he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to
grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this
street so deserted?
We need to
raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make
this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to
debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so
confusing!
............
.......... ........ ..... ......... ....... ........ ........ .
Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
............ ....... ...... ........ ......... ........ .......... ....
Southerner's
Answer:
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click
Click
Daughter: 'Nice
grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I
shoot the next one?!'
Wife: You are
not taking that to the Taxidermist!
More!!!
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