We
have two hurricanes barreling down on the state.
Iselle and Julio. They will hit in the Friday (Iselle) and
Monday (Julio).
The
people in this state are retards. They’ll
shop at the last minute at Costco for last
minute supplies (i.e. Spam, toilet paper,
rice, and water and try to return them after the hazard passes). Last Saturday, several of my internet
purchases came in. As I was bringing
them to my apartment in a shopping cart, a fellow dweller saw the boxes and
asked if these were my Hurricane Preps.
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enbiggen)
My comment was “you could say that,
just an ammo purchase” with much noise from him.
A little while later (after all of
the coughing and sputtering), his response was have a great day!
I live on the safest floor!!!
Note:
Ammo deliveries in times of crisis will
cost double. Clear liquor, gold, food,
and drink accepted as payment!!!
Protection services are on a case by
cases basis.
Rat Bastard
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